Order your BOARDS

A smaller version of The Original, this board includes 1 meat, 2 cheeses, and an assortment of accoutrements that will pair nicely with your curated selections. This board is perfect for date night or a treat yo' self moment. Presented on a small recyclable platter. Serves 1-2 as a small meal or 2-4 as light appetizers.  (Crackers must be purchased separately in the form of a Mini Carb Board. We recommend one for this board.)

Pictured: The Prequel Charcuterie Board with one premium cheese add on (example)

Perfect for a group of folks that just want to get to business, this board contains 5 meats, no cheeses, and, of course, your special accoutrements to enjoy alongside this carnivorous delight. Presented on a large recyclable platter. Serves 2-4 as a meal, 4-6 for heavy appetizers, and 6-10 for light bites. Currently, no add-ons are available for this board. (Crackers must be purchased separately in the form of a Mini Carb Board. We recommend two for this board.)

Pictured: The Greet Lovers Meat Board (example)

Carb Boards now come in a smaller presentation! These boards are served separately, as no one likes a soggy cracker. The carb boards will include1-2 cracker selections and other dry accoutrements. Gluten Free substitutions will incur an additional cost of five dollars per board. We recommend two carb boards for The Original, The Soul Swisster, & The Greet Lovers boards, and one for The Prequel. If quantity is not filled out, we will default to the recommended amount of boards for your order.

Pictured: One Carb Board (example)

Please let us know if you have any allergies or special requests. Hate blue cheese? Allergic to almonds? Got a preference for sheep's milk cheeses? Something elese? Let us know here! 

Delivery is only available within 5 miles of downtown Austin. Delivery incurs an additional fee of $10. An additional fee will be assessed to orders outside of this radius. (Delivery not available October 16-19).
Selecting "no" will default to pick-up in downtown Austin. No additional charge is incurred.

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Please note that orders placed less than 7 days from fulfillment are subject to a $15 rush fee.

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